I am currently engaged in an epic battle of wills. I am losing. This is somewhat disappointing, as my opponent is InDesign. InDesign, being a (more or less) inanimate object, should not be able to win out against me, a real live thinking breathing human being with more or less reasonable levels of clue and perseverance. And yet, I am still definitely losing this battle. You’ll have to pardon my partial absence for a day or two while I decide whether to keep trying or to burn my whole house down to teach the computer who’s boss. At this particular moment, it’s something of a tossup.