Look, I’ve been good. Or rather, I’ve shown uncharacteristic restraint. No need to bring good and bad into it. But I’ve shown uncharacteristic restraint and made Two More Or Less Practical Things In A Row.⁠

I mean yeah, sure, fine, we can debate how practical a hat is for me because goodness knows I have enough of them already. But at least a hat, fundamentally, as an object, has some shot at a practical purpose in this world. ⁠

This, I assure you, does not. ⁠

It’s also not terribly cute just yet. But hang on, that will change at some point. Just let me bring a little more of it into existence first.