I regret to inform you that, despite my very best efforts to the contrary, we are fast approaching the Festive Holiday Season, a period of rampant overspending, looming panic, forced good cheer, and general existential dread.
Or possibly that’s just me and you folks are a rather more balanced and mellow lot. But at least on my end, I tend to approach the end of the year with a certain sense of foreboding.
Which, this year, I shall attempt to hold at bay through the production of Blatantly Absurd Wintry Cheer in knitted form.
Do I know if it will work? No.
Do I remain hopeful? Yes.
Will I report back to you with my findings? Most assuredly.