You realize this is all your fault, right (the collective you, not so much you personally)? I was perfectly content to knit one single teeny tiny pointy hat, inflict this indignity upon Miss Fizzy, laugh at her perfectly justified outrage, deal with the bloody gouges she dealt out as retribution, and go on with my life. But you marvelous people made it clear that your lives would not be the same if I did not share this with the world.
So, since I am both fairly agreeable and naturally inclined to such nonsense, succumbed. I knit a few more. Then a few more after that. Because if you’re going to do a thing, you might as well settle in and properly Do The Thing.
Restraint is overrated. Sometimes what you need is an embarrassing abundance of absurdity. And this? This is one of those times. In fact, if you’re feeling inclined towards restraint, you may want to wander off to a different corner of the internet for a few minutes. I’m pretty sure all I have to offer today is exuberance and excess.
But if that happens to be more or less exactly what you need at the moment, then the pattern is out. It’s called Ensorcellment, and it’s up on both ravelry and payhip. You can use the code BOO to take 10% off through the end of the day, eastern time, Sunday September 26.
And I take absolutely no responsibility for any bloodshed that ensues if you try and put this on any self respecting cat, dog, bird, reptile, or toddler.