Uncharacteristic restraint

I…I regret to admit that another fit of nonsense has come upon me. ⁠This is, well, this is pretty much what I’ve come to expect at this point. But if I have to suffer through it, so do you.

And I know from instagram that some of you will instantly assume that’s something, um, let’s say a bit biological. So before you let your mind wander too far, I’ll show you another.

And another.

And I’ll go ahead and say right up front that it is neither a critter nor a body part.  However, I shall continue to demonstrate uncharacteristic restraint and not show you what it actually is just quite yet.  Soon though, very very soon.