I know. I know I really do. It doesn’t look like much of anything just yet. But I promise, I know where this is going, and it will be the most unspeakably wearable hat in all the world. Just give me a little bit to get it past the ‘um, it appears to be an inch of ribbing, an inch of ribbing is, by definition, dead boring’ phase of things.
Bonus points to anyone who has been around long enough (and it would be a very very very long time indeed…) to recognize this one and know what’s coming next!