Someone needs to address the whole ‘my favorite hats are all fingering weight…fingering weight hats take forever to knit’ problem.

I suspect the solution is for me to develop more patience.  Or for me to learn to love chunky hats more.  But so far neither of those have come to pass.

And so on I go…teeny tiny stitch after teeny tiny stitch.  This is why I don’t knit sweaters.  Someone sneak in and finish this up while I’m napping. There’s hand sanitizer on the counter by the door.