Strangle
I occasionally find myself typing ‘knitting’ into search engines and reveling in the things that pop up. I’ve pulled out a few of my favorites (from the British Museum’s marvelous online collection) to share this week. Bonus points to whoever leaves the best caption in comments.
“If I have to listen to Uncle Albert tell one more horrible story I may just strangle him with my yarn.”
Just rub my feet and I will make you more stockings.
I say, do these trousers make my posterior look large?
Sorry, but I couldn’t resist….
“One more word, just one more word and I’m going to stick a needle in him and let some air let out! Much too full of himself.
“Women and socks and chatter and knitting needles! If it wasn’t for the weather I’d be on a fox hunt…” (gazing at the fox hunt painting)