I’m doing something odd. I’m knitting a plain sock. A very plain sock. A nearly alarmingly plain sock. See?
(And because you’ll ask, yes, it’s String Theory, of course it is!) I can’t tell if this is a passing phase, a new trend, or a sign of some sort of incipient stroke. Somebody tell me, is this pretty, or have I lost it and am I knitting a boring sock?