How Very Odd
Every now and then, I find myself strolling through the Library of Congress’ webpage. These things happen, it’s perfectly normal. (It’s actually their flickr page you have to watch out for, it’s easy to get sucked in and find you’ve lost an hour). Sometimes, on these little strolls, I come across the oddest things. The current holder of the coveted ‘strangest thing to date’ title is this picture.
“…and so I said to him, ‘you see, knitting CAN bend space-time, but you have to use metal needles with sharp tips.'”
No dear it’s not a condom, it’s rather too late for that!
Yes and I only need to knit another 11 before our litter is due.
‘humm, now let me take a look at your profile… no, not sure this nose-warmer is going to be big enough after all.’
You really should let me teach you to knit. Your cosplay of the Monopoly Man is getting rather expensive. I could buy a whole truckload of qiviut with what you paid for that monocle.
“I say dear fellow… What ARE you crocheting?!”
I get asked some form of this whenever I’m knitting in public.