Character Building
The proofs of Knitter’s Curiosity Cabinet, Volume II have arrived from the printer. They are sitting on my desk. Unopened.
It feels wrong to open them by myself, so I’m waiting ’til The Boy is home from work. Just for context, they arrived at 9:00am. It’s going to be a long wait. I’m considering calling with some sort of terrible emergency (ninja rodent invasion? attack tarantulas? kitten spirit possession?) that would require him to come home immediately, but that seems against the spirit of the thing. So I wait. But folks…this means the book is almost ready for you.
It would be terrible if a glass of water spilled on the package. Then you would have to open it, just to make sure everything was dry inside.
I like the way you think darling! Alas, it’s totally wrapped in several layers of plastic. I’ll wait…I’ll make it. And I’ll clean the house to distract myself.
You are a better woman than I. They would be open by now for sure! I guess you can check “be patient” off your to do list for today.
Terrible torture!!!