I checked with Heather. She said it was ok. No really, she did. She said I could show you the socks. Secrecy be damned. Really. Here ya go.
I think having a website is awesome just because you get to torment others. It makes me a bad person, but I’m comfortable with that. Everyone needs a hobby, right? How often, as a grown up, can your really dance around going ‘I know a seeeeeeeecret’ without someone smacking you. Having a website lets me do that while safely out of smacking range. I like it.